Getting banned from Wikipedia speedrun 1:53.42 [WR]

Disclaimer: This is a meme video, it’s not a real speedrun. No “getting banned from Wikipedia" speedrunning community exists …yet. In reality, it took Evergreen 38 minutes to ban me after these edits (you can verify this by looking at the wikilogs), I just spliced the start and the end together. I’m not familiar with anyone attempting this run, so I guess I still have the world record.
Evidence:
I was banned at 5:12
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:109wasnotenough&action=history
and my edits started at 4:34
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/109wasnotenough
5:12 – 4:34 = 38 minutes.