Play-Doh (September 2020)

Tom attempts to make Andrew feel even a shred of remorse by telling him that the owner of the B-Cozy has gone out of his way to talk to Andrew and become his friend only to have Andrew destroy his motel room by smearing poop all over the walls. Giddy, silly, and doing his best to sound child-like, Andrew responds by saying "Do you realize how it made ME feel after doing that?" Andrew then goes on to talk about his dog's poop feels (5:14), how he would like to play with poop as though it were Play-Doh (5:46), how he enjoys the feeling of 'warm poop in his hand' (6:50) and to lecture Tom about the 'acceptable' way to speak to him. Recorded very soon after the infamous B-Cozy 'poop smear' incident.

Original title: Hi Daddy, I love you, but I dont like how you got burned out, no excuse
Uploaded by Andrew Ditch on: September 6, 2020