Excuses me Sor, your show is cancelled please vacate our yuppie pit

This cool place canceled a show on me that i was trying to avoid playing to begin with. It's some bar called the Yuppie Pit in ithaca ny.
You should check it out dog. They'll read your astrology if you tip enough.
I think they were mad because i wasnt a cuck. Stay away from my meat you hipster fucks or I'll call the police!
I'm just kidding,
They're a fine establishment! (They have electric plumbing!) Go there and ask for fat cake
You won't be sorry