Dude, Where's My Quarterback?

It's mandatory minicamp, do you know where your quarterback is? Aaron Rodgers has taken flight from the Jets, much ado about nothing or par for the course for the Jets? The Celtics continue their domination of the Mavericks in the NBA Finals, now up 3-0. Is there a worse plan to be born than in a Golden Corral? We give our parlay of the week and more!