Several small fails and one win all smashed into one for your entertainment

Some political, some social but all have the same theme. The narrative is falling apart and there's nothing the powers that be can do to stop it.

Video Story Markers:
0:00 Intro
02:02 Attention hose
04:36 Bad Luck Chuck
08:29 Jack Black sells out for Dementia Joe
16:05 Dating coach gets owned
22:15 It's a trap!
26:34 President Potato Head freezes up
33:45 Model can't find a good man
40:22 Love (Trash) Island women fails
47:18 The Acolyte is very mad at you
1:00:12 Toxic men save the children