Asking for a Friend...

My buddy called me up the other day
Said "Hey, you heard the latest, what do you say?
Isn't MT in some legal mess?
Gotta be in court again, I confess"

Asking for a friend, asking for a friend
Seems like MT's in trouble again, no end
Asking for a friend, asking for a friend
When will this crazy cycle ever end?

I said "Well, I don't know the whole story
But MT's name has been causing quite a quarry
Lawyers lining up to take the case
Another scandal's about to show its face"

Asking for a friend, asking for a friend
Seems like MT's in trouble again, no end
Asking for a friend, asking for a friend
When will this crazy cycle ever end?

What did MT do? What's the latest claim?
Taxes, fraud or a shady business game?
The rumour mill is working overtime
But you know what they say about friend of mine

Asking for a friend, asking for a friend
Seems like MT's in trouble again, no end
Asking for a friend, asking for a friend
When will this crazy cycle ever end?