The Art of Hawk Tua Ep. 329

It’s another day in the salt mines as Juneteenth has once again exposed the festering wounds in America, leaving the council to wonder why we have federal holidays in the first place.

In other corners of the shit show closeted America First homosexuals and the incels who love them are openly raging about the size of some random broad’s proboscis, unable to keep up the hard R when hawk tua is in the mix.

But while the Senate Armed Services Committee strives for ultimate equality in the meat grinder with the inclusion of women in automated selective service registration, large portions of the U.S. Government continue to struggle with a very simple question: what is a woman?

Meanwhile, in completely unrelated news, Vice President Kamala Harris cackled loudly while shaking hands with some random random bearded lady at the White House and Chuck Schumer was serving raw hamburger with a smile.

I’ve barely been on the internet and still managed to get an alcoholic Monsanto propagandist with an irrational fear of cicadas and facts to block me. Is it any surprise that the nation remains perched headlong toward disaster? Things are going well.

The Council prepares to test our gag reflexes on June 20, 2024.