Yunnan Conspiracy: Solve for X

Webb to “Reverend” Kennedy: “How’s About You Grab Your Prayer Stones and We Go Take on This Bully Bat in Yunnan Your God Sent Against Us?”

[FOB Freedom, June 21, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

Perhaps overwhelmed by the posting Gaza Strip signs and hanging Ukrainian flags in windows the progressive warriors even of Virginia’s most progressive congressional district are not setting out on another journey to China, paid for by the Chinese Tourism Ministry in 2019, just to engage in a robust, scientific investigation in Yunnan, where the global public health crisis attributed to more deaths worldwide than Hitler in the Holocaust in half the time, if only to have one more good reason to rail against a loving God in Heaven.

But one guns-blazing, fringe independent and hypocritical Christian is calling on self-declared nonessential clergy to take up the Macedonian call to launch a mission trip to Yunnan to examine the Betacoronavirus and horseshoe bat that has been known from the beginning to share a 96.2% affinity to the virus that closed their churches. Everyone should know that whether the virus had spilled over naturally, as some believe, or had leaked from a lab, as others believe, the pandemic story began over a thousand miles away, traveling two separate routes, where separate lineage strains had traversed from Yunnan, before simultaneously converging to set off a pandemic with a virus it required a period magnified to a radius two inches shorter than Anthony Fauci to infect just a hamster.

“Well, Howard, I figure I can grab my pastor, a USAR Chaplain, ya know, and this Kennedy fella running for Congress who says he takes on bullies when challenged, and some single strand of RNA motha bullied him so bad he probably spoiled his summer dress before closing his damned church and now run for Congress, suddenly essential again,” quipped Major Mike Webb.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

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