Yunnan Conspiracy: Return to Genesis

Sequel to Nonessential Clergy Summer Blockbuster in Production

[FOB Freedom, June 21, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

If like Tim Kaine, during the first Easter in a pandemic crisis, you were sitting in bed and sharing the jokes from your pastor’s homily on Facebook, you probably loved God’s Production of Non-Essential Clergy I. And, now, after more people have died than in the Holocaust, and with the heavenly created, who Founders/Framers had believed had given man self-evident rights, one irreverent son of a reverend is wondering how many liberation theology ministers of a faith in the praxis are going to take up the Macedonian Call on a mission trip to Yunnan to clear their heavenly father’s holy name, or perhaps they worship a Santa worse than Hitler.

“Well, Howard, intelligence says we know the species and location for this genesis story, and we are certainly doing everything we can in Congress with the evangelical Republicans trying to recover an email from Fauci to explain the science they don’t understand; so, I am looking forward to receiving postcards from the leaders of our faith community and reports of their discoveries, boots on ground, eyes on the objective at start point Yunnan. I understand forgiving seven times seventy times, but apparently their god is a genocidal monster,” quipped Major Mike Webb.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent