Party Kraken: Cthulhu Unleashed

[Verse]
Down in R'lyeh, Cthulhu woke one night,
Looked in the mirror, gave himself a fright.
"These tentacles are saggin', my wings have lost their might,
I'm havin' a midlife crisis, gotta set this right!"

[Chorus]
Cthulhu's out clubbin', drinkin' down in the deep,
Dancin' with the mermaids, no time for sleep.
He's got a glow stick in each sucker, groovin' to the beat,
Cthulhu's midlife crisis, now ain't that sweet!

[Verse 2]
He traded in his ancient tomes for some snazzy shades,
Bought a flashy sports car that slays and slades.
Crankin' heavy metal in the underwater caves,
Rockin' out with dolphins, doin' keg stands and waves.

[Chorus]
Cthulhu's out clubbin', drinkin' down in the deep,
Dancin' with the mermaids, no time for sleep.
He's got a glow stick in each sucker, groovin' to the beat,
Cthulhu's midlife crisis, now ain't that sweet!

[Bridge]
"Yo, Dagon, let's hit the bar,
Summon the Old Ones, we've raised the bizarre!
Nyarlathotep's DJin', Shoggoth's on the floor,
Even Yog-Sothoth’s here, who could ask for more?"

[Verse 3]
He's got a tattoo that says "Carpe Tentaculum,"
Started a band called "The Lovecraft Pandemonium."
Every night’s a rager, he’s the life of the aquarium,
Tentacles flyin', he's the cephalopod consortium.

[Chorus]
Cthulhu's out clubbin', drinkin' down in the deep,
Dancin' with the mermaids, no time for sleep.
He's got a glow stick in each sucker, groovin' to the beat,
Cthulhu's midlife crisis, now ain't that sweet!

[Verse 4]
So if you hear a bass drop from the depths of the sea,
Know that Cthulhu's livin' wild and free.
From eldritch horror to the king of the spree,
Cthulhu’s midlife party is the place to be!