LUCKY GOES FOR A DRIVE

GET OFF THE FLOOR BITCH!
Flyin down the road doing one hundred and five.
Danged oh miracle this old foed is still alive.
Lead follow or get the hell out the way, there aint no brakes on this junky ass sley! Yeeeeee Haaaa ride-um cowboy.
Muffler a draggin fenders a flappin.
Folks I just past must be crappin.
Yeeee Haaaa Ride-um Cowboy.
Waving my hat up in the air, smile in their faces like I just don't care.
Cops are on my tail, but I am not going to jail this old cowboy caint foed no bail. GET OFF THE FLOOR BITCH! Danged old foot won't listen to me, dang near side swiped a tree. Ran head first through a picket fence plowed up that field aint seen the cop since. Got a quarter tank of gas but not far to go, gotta hit the toilet soon cause imma gettin old,
I hafta pee and its a quarter till three, but nobody in the world can drive like me. GET OFF THE FLOOR BITCH!
Folks this is my story and imma stickin to it they call me Lucky, but there aint nothin to it. Keepin the peddle to the medal is just how you do it. Get off the floor bitch! yeeeeeeeeee haaaaaa ride-um cowboy.