Dead as a Doornail

Joe Biden is dead as a doornail.

He’s just like that guy in Weekend at Bernie’s. Except Biden is propped up by a bunch of woke, liberal lunatics. *Biden incoherently mumbling* It’s time to end this bad movie.

Detain and deport every illegal immigrant in Missouri. Ban China from owning any Missouri land. And end this woke gender it, they, them stupidity.

I’m Bill Eigel. It’s time to bury the past and move Missouri forward.