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Lolcow Swagger
Lolcow Swagger
Created by Piratehacker
hip hop
5 July 2024 at 14:11
G-man thinks he is so cool when he Is jest a lolcow its true Hip hop
[Verse]
G-man thinks he's cool yeah so fly
But he's just a lolcow can't deny
Watching him fall as he tries to rise
He's the joke we see no disguise
[Verse 2]
Swag in his step but we all see through
Jesters laughin' at the things he do
Fronting like a boss but he's just a clown
In this circus he’s the talk of the town
[Chorus]
Lolcow swagger can't take that crown
Playin' the fool all over town
Thinkin' he's slick but we got his number
In this game he's the biggest blunder
[Verse 3]
Internet fame but for all the wrong reasons
G-man's antics they're changing like seasons
Mocking his moves no pity no treason
Just a lolcow goin' strong through the seasons
[Chorus]
Lolcow swagger can't take that crown
Playin' the fool all over town
Thinkin' he's slick but we got his number
In this game he's the biggest blunder
[Bridge]
Keyboard warriors laugh and clap
G-man lost in the digital trap
Tryna be a king but it’s all just scrap
Lolcow swagger yeah he’s in the trap
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