Hole in Hell

The 8th song of my album called Online.
This song is about Golf With Your Friends.
You can purchase this song on my Ko-Fi at https://ko-fi.com/frostbrand/shop

Lyrics:

The sun is out and shining bright
Not a cloud in sight
Just enough wind to feel a breeze
This morning feels just right!
The crew pulls up before the birds start singin
The drive is quiet as night
We arrive at the lodge and get setup
Get ready for a golf fight!

Expecting a full green of eighteen
We pulled up to putt hell instead
Golf shorts and a full club bag
My face was turning beat red!
They tricked me and took me to mini putt
I just couldn’t believe my eyes
Little kids and dad bods to see
Could I slip away with crafty lies?

Welcome to mini putt hell!

Gotta deal with,
Turntables and funky up ramps
Fake holes and invisible walls
Spooky ghosts and bounce pads
Mystery tubes and gravity wells
Hitting other players and bandwidth lag
Speed bumps and portal tech
Hole in one restricted and bumps
Goin crazy what the heck?!

Twelve people all shooting at once
It was chaos and I started screamin
Loop-dee-loops and then a water pit
I couldn’t believe I was streamin!
Rage inducing trick shots and hidden holes
They laughed when I snapped my putter
It was all the same damn hole
Feels like the hole was covered in butter?

Welcome to mini putt hell!

Gotta deal with,
Turntables and funky up ramps
Fake holes and invisible walls
Spooky ghosts and bounce pads
Mystery tubes and gravity wells
Hitting other players and bandwidth lag
Speed bumps and portal tech
Hole in one restricted and bumps
Goin crazy what the heck?!

I’m never coming back to golf with my friends
They lied and brought me to golf hell
I hate it here, but cannot leave
I’m trapped, it’s evil mini putt, I’m on my death knell!
Lost in mazes to greens with portals
I just wanted to play some golf in the end
Why did you bring me here to suffer
I hate that I’m now stuck playing golf with friends!

Welcome to mini putt hell!

Gotta deal with,
Turntables and funky up ramps
Fake holes and invisible walls
Spooky ghosts and bounce pads
Mystery tubes and gravity wells
Hitting other players and bandwidth lag
Speed bumps and portal tech
Hole in one restricted and bumps
Goin crazy what the heck?!