Furry Pit Fight

The 13th song of my album called Online.
This song is about Party Animals
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Lyrics:

Some guy in a puppy mascot suit
Shoved me down a flight of stairs
I fell hard and when I woke up
I was stuck inside a furry outfit

I tried to run and get some help
But there was no one but animals
Some had bats and sucker bows
Others lit cartoon bombs instead

You better Fight for your life
Time for a Furry fist fight
Gang bang the cat suit asshole
Hang crocodile on a pole
Spin a lollipop around
Knock em out give them a bomb
Stick a plunger on his butt
The duck deserves it the most

Some kind of testing chamber
We’re all stuck on a big platform
Huge fans all turn on and whir
Animals go flying into the blades

The worst bridge you could imagine
Rickety and warped soaked and slippery
Barely floating on the waterfall
One light slap you can try to float

You better Fight for your life
Time for a Furry fist fight
Gang bang the dog suit asshole
Hang panda bear on a pole
Spin a lollipop around
Knock em out give them a bomb
Shoot the taser at his butt
The owl deserves it the most

We started up at the top of a castle
The stonework started to give way
Someone threw the bison off
I can still hear him screaming

Creepy ass temple in the jungle lost
Tiny platform to fight it out
I climbed up a pillar to hide
Pair of dogs got stuck in the gas

You better Fight for your life
Time for a Furry fist fight
Gang bang the bull suit asshole
Hang dinosaur on a pole
Spin a lollipop around
Knock em out give them a bomb
Swing nun chucks into his butt
The bird deserves it the most

We got stuck on the wing of a plane
Banana peels and boomerangs
One false move and you’ve got time
To rethink all of your life choices

So far I don’t see how this is a party
All I can see are the animals
More like a furry free for all
Beatin up mascots and killin friends

You better Fight for your life
Time for a Furry fist fight
Gang bang the pig suit asshole
Hang unicorn on a pole
Spin a lollipop around
Knock em out give them a bomb
Take a shovel to his butt
The moose deserves it the most