Very absurd car accidents. Be more careful in traffic.

To avoid absurd car accidents, start by remembering to check your mirrors—yes, all three. Don't just rely on that mysterious sixth sense! Always use turn signals; they're not just decorative lights. Keep a safe distance; tailgating only works for sports, not driving. Avoid distractions—texting, applying makeup, or eating spaghetti while driving are all bad ideas. If a chicken crosses the road, slow down and let it. Beware of spontaneous pedestrians and sudden sinkholes. Most importantly, don't try to outsmart traffic lights; they're not challenging you to a race. Stay alert, stay calm, and remember: safety first, absurdity last!