Facebook FOIA: Ripe for Dismissal

Webb to Zuckerberg: “I Done Heard of Share IF You Like, But Dang, Yo.”

[FOB FREEDOM, July 7, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

It is still unclear to legal analysts why 1) a case involving a Washington super lawyer, 2) a society page, rising star partner who specializes in “bet-the-company litigation” for high profile clients, 3) and complex litigations had been selected by Orrick and Meta Platforms, Inc., to defend against some ripe for dismissal case, and why it took over a year just to dismiss the claims against Meta. However, with all of the patents that have been discovered related to the novel coronavirus, is it not odd or mere coincidence that Meta Platforms hit the panic button immediately deploying overkill for the defense that attempts to establish they were not subject to the FOIA? A telltale heart? A guilty conscience? Slip of the Id?

“Well, Howard, as you know, Meta has committed their reserve to the field early, which generally is not a good move to make. However, it remains unclear why they made that bizarre frontal assault on a claim that was not even in the complaint. Our Tea Party has passed. Our Republicans have passed. The Thomas More Society has passed, and all of those other so-called religious groups have passed on this litigation, and considering that none of them complained when they went on vacation, let’s just say, well, it looks like its just us MacLean Boys, in my best Brad ‘Shoot the Chutes/A River Runs Through It’ Pitt voice,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

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And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.