Fallon: I Don’t Know if Hillary’s Interested But She Just Dropped off 200 Pantsuits at the Dry Cleaner’s

FALLON: “Thank you for watching at home!
(Cheering and Applause)
Well, guys, it’s been over a a week and a half since the presidential debate, and Democrats are still divided over whether President Biden should stay in the race. Yeah, things are very tense in Washington. People waited all day for white smoke to emerge from the Capitol signaling a new leader.
(Laughter)
That’s right, today, House Democrats held a a meeting to discuss Biden’s campaign. Some described the meeting as ‘very positive,’ while others said the room was filled with sadness. So, basically, our government has the same plot as ‘Inside Out 2.’
(Laughter)
Yep, Biden said he’s staying in the race, and he’s trying to appeal to young voters, but I think he’s trying a little too hard. Did you see his new slogan? Look at this. ‘Biden 24: This November, would you consider matching my freak?’ What does that mean?
(Laughter and Applause)
HIGGINS: “Really?”
FALLON: “And get this: New polls show that Hillary Clinton would beat Trump in a one-on-one match-up. When she heard, Hillary burst into the Democratic meeting like the Kool-Aid Man. ‘Oh, yeah! I’m in!’ I don’t know if Hillary is interested, but she just dropped off 200 pantsuits at the dry cleaner’s.
(Laughter)
Meanwhile, today in Washington, Biden welcomed 31 world leaders for a NATO summit. When Biden walked into the room with 31 leaders, he wasn’t sure if it was a NATO summit or an intervention.
(Laughter)
‘Joe, you know we love you, but...’ Some more political news. I read that this week former President Trump is expected to announce his pick for vice president. Trump needs someone who is going to help him win, so right now the front-runner is Joe Biden.
(Laughter)
Yeah, apparently, the two favorites are Ohio Senator J.D. Vance and North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum. Trump’s campaign needs to win over women and minorities, which is why he’s narrowed it down to two white guys.”