Hill-Billy Shuffle

Hill-Billy Shuffle

so liquored up she don't care no more.
hill-Billy shuffle, maw is rippin on the fiddle and imma bangin on the banjo.
Stompin muh feet and slappin muh knee gunna shake it till I break it, nobody in the hills can shuffle like me.
Tweakin at granny, she's a laughin hard imma gettin ready to play muh ace card. Rippin off muh trousers showin off muh speedo, granny just lost it, launch her fiddle bow cross the room like a torpedoe, spittin soda through her nose.
Dancing around the kitchen like I just don't care.
Muh neighbor barges in can't do nothin but stand and stare, mouth wide open, chicken grease in muh hair. Maw is rollin on the floor imma dancin out the door Muh neighbor ran out can't take it no more. hill-Billy shuffle, it's what you gotta do, Muh neighbors runnin hard I thing she lost her shoe. Bangin on muh banjo, muh cousins came over I think they wanna stay. Party in the house, bustin out the harmonica's and they begun to play. Turnin out to be just another crazy day. Maw is sawin on the fiddle and she's uh laughin hard han't got over that I played the ace card.
Junior is on the electric guitar and he is playin it loud police are on their way and we're drawing a crowd. Chickens in the coop singin go Paw Go cousins in the corner doing the doe C doe.
Muh neighbor came back to get her shoe, shouting if you can't beatum join um and jumped in to., she's a bangin on some pans and ringing those bells, people scratchin on a wash board and shaken their tales. Cats in the corner, the dog is out side tryna find a place to up and hide. Fuzz is outside dancing up a storm just a swiggin on a bottle made from corn. It's the hill-Billy shuffle, it's what you gotta do,
Try it every time you start feelin blue.
DANGDOH DANGDOH STRUMMIN ON MUH BANJO, START TWEAKIN LIKE THE LADIES, GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE IMMA GONNA BREAK IT.
MAW IS SAWIN ON THE FIDDLE TAPPIN HER TOES, nobody in the world can shuffle like me.