Cup of Joe

My first Stupid Single, something for fun and laughs.
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Lyrics:

Eyes peel open to the sound of a bell
Alarm going off waking me to hell.
Dreaming was fun and better than this
Getting up now makes me gotta piss!

Everything is kinda little fuzzy
Santa don’t bring coffee does he?
But that’s what I need to wake up
Whole lot of joe, in my cup!

Go into the kitchen lookin for the coffee tin
The one with the coffee spoon within.
I found it but (oh no!) to my surprise
Fuckin tin was empty just a big can of lies!

Way! Hey! Brown gold here flows!
How much can I drink, no one really knows!
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt!
Get in my way and you’ll eat some dirt!

Coffee and I go further back than you and me!
Give me caffeine or else you should flee!
When I wake the coffee pot must brew!
Steal my coffee and I hit you with my shoe!

Open some pop, splash my face with water
Brush my teeth, shower gets hot and hotter.
Nothing’s workin right, I need my caffeine fix
I need it before I lose my hairy shit!

Throw on old clothes to go to the shop
Turn and trip on my cat land on the mop.
I smell like couch, cat and dirty floors
Don’t care need coffee walking out the door!

Sunlight meets my eyes fresh from bed
Put on dark glasses still feel like I’m dead.
Pull out the car keys and I think it through
I better walk so I don’t drive to the zoo!

Way! Hey! Brown gold here flows!
How much can I drink, no one really knows!
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt!
Get in my way and you’ll eat some dirt!

Coffee and I go further back than you and me!
Give me caffeine or else you should flee!
When I wake the coffee pot must brew!
Steal my coffee and I hit you with my shoe!

Make it to the coffee shop go into my pocket
Can’t find my wallet eyes bulge out of their sockets!
I turn around and look back to see
The whole world is churning and feeling fuzzy!

I cry and pout and I sit on the grass
Staring through the store window glass.
All I can smell is coffee and sad
Way too numb can’t even manage to be mad!

Some guy looks at me with some sympathy
He comes back out with coffee and biscuit tea.
He nodded at me and I nodded back
He thought I was homeless and my coffee was black!

Way! Hey! Brown gold here flows!
How much can I drink, no one really knows!
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt!
Get in my way and you’ll eat some dirt!

Coffee and I go further back than you and me!
Give me caffeine or else you should flee!
When I wake the coffee pot must brew!
Steal my coffee and I hit you with my shoe!