I Got a Gumball FOIA (In Case Any Body Asks)

Webb to Beyer: “You Think That’s a Doc Side?”

[FOB FREEDOM, July 12, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

Virginia’s 8th Congressional district has had “intimidators” who rule like mob dons, witty intellectual types who engage in elevated discourse, but one make-a-statement fringe independent, apparently quite the man of leisure, engaging in litigation as a hobby in retirement, is coming out of the closet, embracing his inner noir private detective?

“Well, Howard, let’s just say it was a cold and rainy night when Shi took my breath away. I had one good witness, but he was already dead, and the trail ran cold. It looked like we were going to have to round up all of the usual suspects again, haul them down to the station, and run through it one more time, from the top,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.