We need more virgins up here?!

A disturbed woman, whose four sons were killed today in the bombings, is happy: "My sons are in heaven... I am ready to sacrifice more." You understand that these are our enemies, "the most extreme people on the planet," as Senator Lindsey Graham defined them.
Well, an alert was declared in the Muslim "Paradise", the shift manager of the Virgins asked for urgent reinforcements. A shipment with many "martyrs" was just unloaded there today.