Come gather round chooks, wherever you roam

On the advice of Dr Kerry Chicken regarding the current bird flu outbreak, all flock gatherings are limited to 5 birds per flock, all birds must practice social distancing, fly at least 5 metres apart and keep their peckers and claws sanitized regularly .

Strangely, bird flu only affects chickens, cows and humans. They are not killing the ducks, seagulls, eagles or quails. It’s simple to see the fraud.