Muffins at Midnight - Cake Mistake

There was a mistake at a birthday party. Whoopsy doodles!

Lyrics
In the hall, got a call, birthday cake, for them all,
But he slipped, made a trip, wrong box, what a flip.
Sent the dog, cold and stiff, to the party, what a gift,
Kids and folks, all confused, what a sight, feeling abused.

Dead dog, instead of cake,
Baker’s got a big mistake.
Party’s buzzed, feeling glum,
What’s gone wrong, oh so dumb.

Parents gasp, kids all stare, not the cake, it's unfair,
Timmy’s tears, what a scene, birthday wish, turned obscene.
Baker Bob, runs to fix, realizes, what he nixed,
Too late now, damage done, birthday’s turned, on the run.

Dead dog, instead of cake,
Baker’s got a big mistake.
Party’s buzzed, feeling glum,
What’s gone wrong, oh so dumb.

Mixed the boxes, lost the fun,
Timmy’s birthday, on the run.
Baker's rushing, heart’s a thud,
Trying to fix, what he’s undone.

Dead dog, instead of cake,
Baker’s got a big mistake.
Party’s buzzed, feeling glum,
What’s gone wrong, oh so dumb.

Why did this have to happen?
This is a joyous celebration.
Why did you have a dead dog in your home?
You should have known something is up it was a tight fit in the cake box.

Ooooooouuuuoooo
The dogs organs have dripped on my socks.