SHOCKING- Fauci Funded Beagle Muting Experiments

Congressional Circus: Fauci Funded Beagle Muting Experiments with Parasitic Twist

Breaking news from the latest episode of "As the Congress Turns"! Dr. Anthony Fauci, the scientist who once advised us all to wash our hands and wear masks, has now been accused of funding experiments that ripped out the vocal cords of beagle puppies. Why, you ask? To prevent them from crying out when parasitic sand flies turned their little faces into a buzzing buffet.

And the public’s reaction? A resounding, “FAUCI IS A HERO!”

You can’t make this stuff up. Stay tuned for the next thrilling installment of this real-life soap opera!