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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who is best at their job. They decide to go into the woods, find a bear, and try to convert it.

Afterward, they meet to share their experiences.

The priest starts: “I found a bear, read to him from the Catechism, and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week, he’s coming to his First Communion.”

The minister follows: “I came across a bear by the stream. I preached God's holy word, and the bear was so captivated that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a full-body cast. He says, “Looking back, maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”