WTF Happened to GEORGE CLOONEY?!

Casino robbery, crime fighting, vampire slaying- these are just a few of the job descriptions held by the highly talented and interesting man that is George Clooney. These days, it feels like George Clooney is known more for his political opinions than his acting career. Billions earned at the box office? Meh. Billions more raised in advocacy, humanitarian efforts, and charity? Yawn. Two-time People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive? Getting closer, but nah. Donald Trump calls you a “rat” on Truth Social? That’s when you know you’ve made it.