✌️🤣 KUNG-FU BANJO

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Kung-Fu Banjo

Old Billy Bob had a banjo
He fought the evil way
Strummed the strings like thunder
Kept the bad guys at bay

A villain drew his pistol
Billy Bob gave a mighty swing,
you could hear those teeth a pluckin
cross every single string.
Banjo strings were twangin'
Ringin' with every lick, bad guy seeing stars shouted, I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.

Kung-fu banjo hero
Proud and brave each day
Knockin' out the bad guys,
and you would always hear him say,
Hey diddly diddle be glad it wasn't my fiddle.

Billy Bob's banjo was his weapon
he's a kung-fu master too
Flippin' through the mayhem
Playin' a tune so true
Just stay off his bad side and be a good guy or you might be in Billy Bob's banjo's bullseye.

The outlaws tried to corner
But Billy Bob just grinned real wide
He'd twirl that banjo like a tornado
And send 'em on a ride.
Bad guy's on the run , what more can they do Billy Bob looks crazy when he's coming after you.

Kung-fu banjo hero
Proud and brave, he fights for truth and justice alway's on the look out for someone to save.
Knockin' out the bad guy's wuth every banjo swing. Heard some old man shouting, MAN THAT'S GOT TO STING.
Billy Bob
Is Pickin' and Grinnin between ever swing.
Evil doers beware Billy Bob don't play
if you gonna be a bad guy make sure you have a helmet to wear or Billy Bob will get you, HE'S GONNA PART YOUR HAIR. Skiddly, be bop and a do wop another bad guy is about to drop. Last thing you might hear is Billy Bob shouting walla wall bing bang as the Kung-Fu Banjo does it's thang. Yeeee HAAAAA Billy Bob just rang your bells.