Everyone's on Drugs.

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Everyone's on drugs!
Drugs! ×3
Drugs! ×6
Everyone's on drugs!
...and so this is the end of our story...
...and everyone is dead from drugs...
I couldn't ever find a best friend,
not even a true pal,
nor even a dive bar.
They died of drugs!
Well, I'm go'n'o march on Washington,
spread the word to all these thugs:
there's sobriety inside of all of us.
I'll make them see everyone's on drugs.
My father — drugs!
My sister — drugs!
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend — drugs!
Winners and duds and the meek and the smug!
Whoop!
Everyone's on drugs!
My grandma and my dog Ol' Shoe!
Drugs! Drugs!
The Pope is slingin' and so are the Jews!
Drugs!
Come on everybody we' got twelve steps to do!
We' got to stop apathetic shrugs! Everyone's on Drugs! Drugs! ×18

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