Joe Biden Mysteriously "Drops Out" Of Race, Which Evil Villain Will Replace Him?

The puppet masters have squeezed every last drop that they possibly could out of Joe Biden. Now that his deteriorating physical and mental condition have become too much to hide, he's successfully been kicked to the curb. The shadow government needs to scramble to prop up a replacement. Who will it be? The Cackling Hyena Kamala Harris? Gruesome Gavin Newsom? Michelle "Big Mike" Obama? Or will there be a mysterious 4th challenger? Let me know what you think in the comments below!