Soundbite Theater--Chapter Charlie

Fair use under US copyright law as parody, satire and derivative artwork. That said, this is the mass media presentation that asks burning questions, including but not limited to: If a TV set exploded in a forest and nobody was there who brought a generator out in the woods so they could watch it, would it still smell as sweet? Only 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed know, and they're sworn to secrecy and have signed nondisclosure agreements, so they're neither confirming or denying anything.