100% Beef- This Actually Happened No Sarcasm Prod. $lit Wriztz

Prod. $lit Wriztz:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmGNJBvyiAEKnYXmmUVHMOQ
Lyrics:
This story starts with an ax and a saw
while we crack open his skull
Are were cutting off half his jaw, yes
it masks the screaming from the backhall

Use scisors to cut his eyes from his eye sockets
And sell em on the black market for my profit
Meanwhile fucking your girl while losing your concience
puking and your blood is your fucking vomit

being honest

She just saw you as the best friend type
Whole thing make beleve like henti
shes has a screwloose so only way to end fights
Is to screw her her pussys been tight

i should know, thats right

Your leaving your girlfriend this evening
Probably cause im ending your breathing
Id rather kill you slow and painful
And this type of dick is what she came for

hahah

Chopped off your head like lettus
Dont worry the feds wont invest us
My minions will take your body and shread it
im demented
I hate you and wanted to show you i meant it

We got the sheader from the dark web
Now your remains will keep sharks fed
Go to sea world sneak em into the aquariums
This exactly what we did admitting is very dumb

Feds ask to take the sharks shit
Then the owner threw up on the carpet
The owner offered the video survillance
But we replaced it with a porn called dick in anus

Then we told the feds to beat it
Not sexualily but to leave quick
Thats how you get a crime completed
So try this at home and maybe you can repeat it

Nothing of this happened just sarcasm
I made it exagerated so its hard to fathom
If you take this seriously then comedys dead
ill make a track on the economy instead

These facts will make you all impressed
If you spend a dollar, your a dollar less
If you earn a dollar, you have more money
See, g, my song was a lot more funny