Two Bit Sleazy Ho

Two Bit Sleazy Ho
By Peter Tompkins C2024
My commentary on women who are on BIGO and Tik Tok.
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She’s a Two-Bit sleazy ho
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She’s a Two-Bit sleazy ho
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She’s a Two-Bit sleazy ho
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Two-bit sleazy ho, shaking it for the show
she’s the queen of streaming video
got all of the men eating right from her hand,
and they never understand that their never gonna get to rock and roll
with a two-bit, two-bit, two-bit sleazy ho,
Ho, ho, ho, ho ho

From BIGO to TikTok she’s on fire
Every click, every view, takes her higher and higher
Not just shakin’, she’s bakin’ up the fame
Got the algorithm locked, everybody knows her name
In a world that’s so quick, she’s the Queen of turning digital trix
she’s the queen of the click
She’s a Two-bit sleazy ho,
Ho, ho, ho, ho ho

Two-bit sleazy ho, shaking it for the show
she’s the queen of streaming video
got all of the men eating right from her hand,
and they never understand that their never gonna get to rock and roll
with a two-bit, two-bit, two-bit sleazy ho,
Ho, ho, ho, ho ho

Got junk in the trunk that’s bigger than life
Gonna get get you gooning forget about your wife
looking for those freaks that smell her stank and she’ll take all your money
Now she’s laughing all the way to the bank.
She’s charging $2.99 a minute to keep you hoping
you’ll get up in it

Bridge
She’s got the haters THAT hate, but she’s pullin’ HER weight
Livin’ large, there’s no debate, got the that hustle on her plate
Her three baby’s dady’s they hit the road
when they found out she’s no more than a two-bit sleazy ho.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Two-bit sleazy ho,
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Two-bit sleazy ho,
Ho, ho, ho, ho ho

Shaking it for the show
she’s the queen of streaming video
got all of the men eating right from her hand,
and they never understand that their never gonna get to rock and roll
with a two-bit, two-bit, two-bit sleazy ho,
Ho, ho, ho, ho ho

With every shake and move, she’s got the world in tow
Two-bit sleazy ho, shining in the glow
Living life her way, never slowing down the flow
Two-bit sleazy ho
She’s the star of the show
ho ho ho ho ho