Commando Coronavirus: Made to Specifications

Webb to Graves: If Y’all Need Some More Help Providing a Legal Argument, Beyond Sad Attempts at Ad Hominem, I Found an Anonymous Troll on TikTok Who Wants to Assist.”

[FOB FREEDOM, July 25, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

The U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, Matthew M. Graves, is electing a right to remain silent at this hour, after having not just one, but two, formal complaints submitted to the D.C. Bar Association regarding their assistance provided to the Executive Office of the President (EOP) and the Office of Management & Budget (OMB), on a simple FOIA case that has even found the presiding jurist, Judge Dabney Friedrichs, lamenting in a minute order about the “protracted history” of the litigation, now in its third iteration. And with response briefs now due on August 16th from the White House on a substantive motion filed by the unrepresented litigant, for which these attorneys have requested an extension of time to reply, of all places, TikTok is lighting up with defenders of the natural origin theory for a novel virus attributed to more fatalities than Hitler and the Holocaust, because if all else fails blame the troubles of the world on Cosmic Santa?

“Well, Howard, even the judge says these three litigations on a simple FOIA request is going into overtime, and even the esteemed Dr. Anthony Fauci has said we need to be considering all possibilities, keeping an open mind. But, for some reason, even the Assistant Dean at the Bloomberg School for Public Health at Johns Hopkins University ghosted me after trolling me on Facebook back in April 2020, and no attorney has yet to attempt to debate me in court on the evolving science of this novel coronavirus, as bizarrely conspiratorial as the case may be,” remarked Major Mike Webb, a former biological warfare planner who had been offered an unsolicited job, one of only three deemed qualified, four years before the last pandemic.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.