LUDICROUS SONG

LUDICROUS SONG

Wrote a song about it, want ta hear it? here it go.
Ludicrous song written just for you, if your gonna do it right it's what you gotta do.
You can roll around in syrup from head to toe, climb a aunt hill and have more friends than you will ever want to know. Shower in some honey, slap a bee's nest, see how fast you can run, break a world record or just do your best. Roll around in garbage, dance around with flies, try to keep the salty sweat out of your eye's. Smack a hornet nest with a plastic bat, try to keep'em out of your bee keepers hat. Tie a pork chop around your neck attempt to run from the dogs, cover yourself in slop and wrestle with some hogs. Dance around in itch weed in your underwear, while shaving half your mustache like you just don't care, dip you head in chicken grease slickin back your hair. Runnin through the jungle screaming like a a banshee. Wrestle with a cactus, because your not a pan zee. shave half your head bald, waxing off an eyebrow, heading into town riding on a cow. Juggle seven cats while standing on a latter, hope you don't fall off and make a nasty splatter as you lose all control of your overloaded bladder.
find a murder hornet and shove it in your shoe hope he doesn't get you as you dance the boogaloo.
Do the hokey pokey and shake it all about while trying not to let them hear you as you begin to scream and shout. You can swim through poison ivy then grab a pogo stick, then hoppin down the stairs while juggling a heavy brick. Diving out the window onto a trampoline trying not to wipe out and rupture your spleen. ignite some fire crackers, shove'em in your pocket while flying down the road on a scooter strapped to a rocket. Grab an alligator and drag him by the tail, see if you can ride the rappids with him in a garbage pale. Over the falls in a barrel it what you gotta do, what could possibly go wrong with a murder hornet pissed off in your shoe. People think your crazy, they haven't
seen nothin yet, gonna grab a rattle snake and make him your pet. Swim in a tank of lobsters and snappin turtles too, shove a hairy spider into your other shoe. scream out loud like a raving lunatic, find an angry bull and slap him with a stick. No it must be time to chug a keg of beer, wrestle with a mountain lion and bite him on the ear, find a rabbid possum and kick it in the rear. chase a pack of wolves with a pissed off cat swingin like a mad man with a whiffle ball bat, snatchin up a cow pie then wear it like like a hat. It's all a little pointless, surely ludicrous too.
Findin things that seem crazy just to have somethin to do. It's how you stay safe, with a hornet in your shoe,
bing'er, boyng'er, kick'm in the doyng'er
Smack'em in the funny bone, sing this song in a much higher tone. appears to be funny but maybe it's not, make another pot of coffee then chug it while it's hot. If you survive the journey to see another day make another crazy list then get it under way pickin on that banjo JUST ANOTHER CRAZY DAY.