I Sucked a Queef and I Liked It!

follow up to I Sucked a Queef (And I Liked It)! Katy Perry "I Kissed a Girl" spoof
https://rumble.com/v586wlh-i-sucked-a-queef-and-i-liked-it.html

... to the tune of Shel Silverstein, "I Got Stoned and I Missed It," as sung by Frank Zappa—

I Sucked a Queef & I Liked It!
youtu.be/F15thKUEECQ

Oh, yes, ladies — pay a squeak for me!

Living out of my mom's basement,
I was glowing way out east of town
and sitting in the backseat
of a truck headed down the road

when my friend yells from the front seat,
"Grab your phone and get your camera!
I just found out we can tune in
to the Alex Jones Radio Show!"

But her sister's in the back
just feeding me her crack
& takin' a little poke
when Alex starts to joke,
makes a call,
starts to bawl,
crying all the frogs turned gay!

I sucked a queef & I liked it!
I sucked a queef & I liked it!
I sucked a queef & I called the Alex Jones Radio Show!
I sucked a queef and I liked it!
I sucked a queef and I liked it!
I sucked a queef heading down the road.

It took seven minutes of ringing
while I was in the backseat binging
until a guy picked up and asked us
if he could put us all on hold.

The next thing, Alex answered,
live with Adam Kokesh, the dancer,
and he asked us what we thought of
all the government toads.

I sucked a queef and I liked it!
I sucked a queef and I liked it!
I sucked a queef, yes, I did
on the phone with Alex Jones!
I sucked a queef, yes, I did!
I sucked a queef, alright!
I sucked a queef heading down the road.

"I ain't making no excuses
for the men in black and blue suits
but it's world depopulation
on the Georgia Guidestones today."

And Alex Jones said "Thanks, next caller."
And then he goes and starts to holler
about how the government went and made
all the frogs turn gay!

I sucked a queef & I liked it!
I sucked a queef & I liked it!
I sucked a queef cut off by Alex Jones!
I sucked a queef & I liked it!
I sucked a queef and I liked it!
I sucked a queef heading down the road and then she blew her load!