NUMN Edition - #79 In the Dark Park for a Lark on Narc Sharks

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News!

This week we cover:

Faster, higher, stronger - and straighter? Olympic village blocks gay dating app to keep athletes from the daily grind:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13664291/Grindr-blocked-Paris-Olympic-Village-2024.html

Where's Ole Joe? After strange withdrawal announcement and disappearance nobody seems to know quite where Resident Biden is:
https://www.facebook.com/SkyNewsAustralia/videos/where-is-joe-biden-fears-for-the-president-as-he-goes-mia/1196526534816941/
https://www.thedailybeast.com/republicans-demand-public-address-as-biden-stays-out-of-sight-where-is-he

...meanwhile we are assured that rumours of the death of another former president are greatly exaggerated:
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1815776150385229867

Blow Fish? Crack team of scientists find traces of cocaine in Brazilian sharks:
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/07/23/science/cocaine-sharks-brazil-scli-intl-scn/index.html

Unknowns featured this week: Keel, Ashley, Justin and Terry

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