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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YO, I WORKED SO LONG TO WRITE YOU THIS BIRTHDAY SONG.
Don't you be rude and cop a tude.
After all this song is for you.
Put on your party hat and shut your cake hole trap.
Listen up closely so you don't miss a note, it is your birthday so here's a poke your birthday is now it ain't no joke. let me rap it up before you crap it up. la la la, me me me, a one and a one and a one two three.
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Happy birthday to you.
You belong in a zoo.
you look like a baboon.
And you smell like one too.
Don't get grumpy cause you
are getting old and dumpy.
Don't get cranky cause they call you Spanky.
Just be happy you look like a monkey.
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Happy birthday to you.
You belong in a zoo.
you look like a baboon.
And you smell like one too.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Let me show you the door.
Happy birthday to you.
You belong in a zoo.
you look like a baboon.
And you smell like one too.
AH HA HA HA.
Make sure you take your false teeth with you.
Don't trip over your walker you slick talker.
Take your old person smell with you as I show you to the door.
Happy Happy Birthday to you there ain't no more.
Make a birthday wish, when you kiss this fish.
Your depends are saggin, your booty is draggin.
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Happy birthday to you.
You belong in a zoo.
you look like a baboon.
And you smell like one too.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
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