MURDER

MURDER

I said, Your honor I want to sue my wife.
Judge replies, for what?
I said, Murder.
Judge replies, what Murder?
I said, Yep her attitude is killing me.
Judge asks, aren't you married to her?
I said, yep.
Judge replies, well if she is fined, are you not the one that will have to pay.
I said, yep.
Judge replies, then why would you want to do that?
I said, it's the principle of the matter.
Judge replies, OH KAY, I find for the plaintiff, your wife is ordered to pay one hundred thousand dollars.
I said WHAT? THAT'S A LITTLE STEEEEP AIN'T IT.
Judge smiles then replies, case dismissed.
I TELL YA BROTHER THERE AIN'T NO JUSTICE.
My wife starts laughing while slapping her knee, pointing her finger straight at me.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, she shouts while laughing and pointing her finger at me..
Everyone in the court room is a rollin, round in laughter, judge is in tears and his ears are red.
I'm just standing there scratching my head. My banker is crappin cause he can't stop laughin. while I just shout what just happened?
I TELL YA BROTHER THERE AIN'T NO JUSTICE.
Well it might sound funny until you have to talk money, I think I have been had as she shouts in laughter, but I love you honey.

I TELL YA BROTHER THERE AIN'T NO JUSTICE.
then my brain goes, DING DOYING WALLA WALLA BING BOYING standing on the street corner brother can you spare a little coin.

I TELL YA BROTHER THERE AIN'T NO JUSTICE.
then my brain goes, DING DOYING WALLA WALLA BING BOYING standing on the street corner brother can you spare a little coin.
Always in the dog house and I can't afford the rent. Good night ya all, party in the house, my wife is still laughing I thinks she is having a ball.
While my dog is standing outside looking at me. I KNOW THAT DOG DEEP INSIDE IS LAUGHING AT ME.
go away you crazy old dog.