BBC call violent Birmingham clashes ‘largely peaceful’

Have you been keeping up with the death of the UK? The British media has been desperately trying not to. State media outlet the BBC only barely covered second-city Birmingham’s day-long largely peaceful riots, merely acknowledging ‘some disturbances’ after ‘false reports a march was planned.’ False reports shared, as it turns out, by Britain’s own MPs, and Labour Party affiliated charities, that convinced Birmingham’s largely peaceful Muslim population that gangs of white people were going around with acid (which was entirely untrue). The BBC blamed ‘misinformation’ for the ‘some disturbances,’ neglecting to mention that it was entirely down to the Muslim gangs who started largely peacefully assaulting any white people they could see after their largely peaceful conquering of part of the city, including one of its hospitals, where staff were forced to shelter inside, albeit largely peacefully.

Sky News were left in a much more difficult position, literally. As they reported on the ‘largely peaceful’ protests, several largely peaceful protesters began largely peacefully harassing a Sky News mouthpiece live on air, forcing them to cut the broadcast. Armed with largely peaceful knives, a largely peaceful protester largely peacefully slashed their tires. Radio station LBC fared even worse, being largely peacefully chased out of the largely peaceful city by a largely peaceful gang brandishing weapons, which, according to reports, were largely peaceful.

Following this, all three stations blamed the ‘far right.’ Who, after all of the scaremongering, never actually turned up. The BBC, in their final report on the matter, described the protests as, and we quote, ‘largely peaceful.’