The Daily NOT - A show about what didn't happen today. Episode 233.

Today's topics:
Minnesota Did NOT Update Legal Definition Of 'Sexual Orientation' To Include Pedophilia.
Video Does NOT Show Helicopter Spraying Over El Salvador To Harm Humans.
Daily Telegraph Did NOT Publish Article Claiming UK PM Starmer Is Considering 'Emergency Detainment Camps' On Falkland Islands.
Satire Article Says Denzel Washington Drops Out Of $500 Million Netflix Project, Rep Says 'Complete Fabrication'.