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Howdy folks! Y'all come on down to the Critters For Dinner Comedy Extravaganza, where we got Patton and Jason cookin' up a storm! Tonight, Patton's done gone and thought about fryin' up some chicken feet and a possum casserole - now ain't that just the darndest thing? I reckon it might taste like somethin' the cat dragged in, but hey, there's probably some ol' timer out there who'd say it's a delicacy.

They ain't just talkin' 'bout food, no sir! They're gettin' all up in the latest chitter-chatter from X, yappin' 'bout yellow goo, monkey somethin' or other, and what them fancy folks at the DNC are up to.

And if that ain't enough to make ya scratch yer head, they end the show chattin' 'bout bleachin' the ol' backdoor. Lord knows why y'all keep comin' back for more, but we're as happy as a pig in mud that ya do! Don't forget to holler at yer buddies to tune in too.

We're all over the place - Spotify, Rumble, YouTube, and our home sweet home, X.com. Thanks for watchin', and don't miss our spooktacular Spooky Ghost Guest Interview this comin' Wednesday! Y'all take care now, ya hear?