Liberal Defined: Lacking In Basic Education, Reasoning and Logic

📢 𝐑𝐮𝐛𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐮𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 📢

🚨 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 (𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧): 𝐀 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧-𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐧 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐄𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜. 🚨

Defined as a brain-dead species Lacking In Basic Education, Reason, And Logic.

Often a card-carrying member of the Socialist-Communist Democratic Lunatic Party, they specialize in solving economic crises by spending other people's money.

Often seen advocating for free speech while demanding everyone who disagrees be canceled.

They thrive in the wilds of social media, feeding on hashtags and retweets, and have an uncanny ability to solve complex world issues with a single viral meme.

They are known to spontaneously protest in favor of things they can’t quite explain and against things they heard were bad on TikTok.

Handle with care—they may try to cancel you for owning a calculator!

Warning: may spontaneously combust if exposed to facts or common sense.

Handle with care—especially if they start a sentence with, "Well, actually..." —there’s a 99% chance you’re about to be lectured on something they Googled five minutes ago.

*Original Song Written by Ruben The Cuban Sanchez