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Democrats Focus on Convention Highlights, as White House Preps Defense in Simple FOIA Case, Now on It’s Third Request for Extension

[FOB FREEDOM, August 15, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

During the announcement of the American Rescue Plan, President Joe Biden, who had thought a few months of a mask mandate would end the pandemic, endorsed by the American Scientist, and who apparently had some women breach security and look him in the eye to ask for the truth, had promised “If we do all this, if we do our part, if we do this together, by July the 4th, there’s a good chance you, your families, and friends will be able to get together in your backyard or in your neighborhood and have a cookout and a barbeque and celebrate Independence Day.” That was just four months before some Americans, except the Superintendent for the second-best public schools in Virginia had added a new word to their vocabulary: “breakthrough infections”. And galvanized by a star-studded nomination convention, one recipient of a letter update on a FOIA that her boss had let slip through the cracks, they even rolled out four of the Central Park 5 to blame their arrest on Donald Trump’s racism, back when Democrat Ed Koch was mayor in a city that hadn’t elected a Republican since John Lindsay in 1965. “Race” to the finish appears to be the other winning message for progressives, besides, of course, “bodily autonomy”, and for unknown reasons Democrat Presidential Nominee doesn’t wish to be forthcoming about a virus, apparently cultivated in an American lab that claimed the lives of her most reliable voters.

“Well, Howard, the people have spoken, and in the final analysis, like those Jews who voluntarily boarded the trains, this is their democratic choice, and ya have to respect that. If you need that much saving, evolutionary pressure having woefully failed you, maybe God is really trying to tell you something, and we are all adults, and so educated, ya know?” remarked Major Mike Webb.

With an upcoming response due from the White House by the end of the month, to explain how the FOIA was not violated after the White House had refused or just forgot to respond to a FOIA, the ever-innovative Webb, “one helluva entertainer”, decided to use some of that “funky” talent, and draw a picture to facilitate and communicate his thoughts to the White House, because we all know how lively those colored folks in an achievement gap are, and White folks just can’t understand them sometimes, to be honest, or so they say in court.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

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