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You've Been Probed! By Astra Nova!
Verse 1: In the dead of night, a light from the sky,
A spaceship descends, and you wonder why.
Beams of green, they pull you aboard,
Welcome to the probe, you can’t ignore!
Chorus: You’ve been probed, oh yeah, you’ve been probed,
By aliens with gadgets, your mind’s been blown!
You’ve been probed, oh yeah, you’ve been probed,
In the name of science, you’re not alone!
Verse 2: Strapped to a table, you start to squirm,
Alien doctors, they confirm.
With metal tools and a curious gaze,
They probe your body in a daze!
Chorus: You’ve been probed, oh yeah, you’ve been probed,
By aliens with gadgets, your mind’s been blown!
You’ve been probed, oh yeah, you’ve been probed,
In the name of science, you’re not alone!
Bridge: They poke and prod, they twist and turn,
You scream out loud, but they don’t learn.
With every probe, you start to see,
This alien visit is a comedy!
Chorus: You’ve been probed, oh yeah, you’ve been probed,
By aliens with gadgets, your mind’s been blown!
You’ve been probed, oh yeah, you’ve been probed,
In the name of science, you’re not alone!
Outro: Back on Earth, you tell your tale,
Of alien probes and how you wailed.
But no one believes, they think you’re mad,
You’ve been probed, and you’re kinda glad!
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