Mars Cafe #38: "Tony Pepitone"

On Bumble, Tuesday is the new Saturday, and Mars is the new Saturn!

In our most compelling episode yet, we uncover the secrets of the dashing rogue field agent named Tony Pepitone... a shady European assassin who infiltrated the highest levels of the red planet's Air Command agency!

The madness is unfolding!

Sheriff Bill is in a coma, but still manages to participate in past events, and regales his friends with clever and amusing anecdotes; Minister of the Interior Monica Berbergerber is charmed by a mysterious new co-worker, and also weighs a parcel of unexpected meat; Space-Byron struggles with an internal squirrel problem; Documentarian Froobius ponders a working title for his passion project; Moochie participates in salacious gossip regarding Emory Bunny and Mayor Veronica-5; Emory Bunny battles the inherent despair and futility of being a police officer; Tony Pepitone stalks our heroes from the shadows...

You may know how it ends, but you don't know how it begins!

The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show may be the only show that wastes your time more thoroughly than Alone, Mike Zeroh, and 90 Day Fiance, combined!

Climb aboard this incredible sinking ship while you still can!

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MC38 (c) 2021 by Sean Simmans. Original score by Kelly Taylor.