NUMN Edition - #83 Penis Rice

All the clown world news that matters (but not to your mama) on Not Ur Mama's News!

This week we cover:

It's Not Personal It's Just Business - Goverment mafiosis tell Florida man "pay back loan you never borrowed or else":
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-ordered-pay-back-112800313.html

Spooky amount of phantom companies with phantom jobs means no ghost of a chance that the US avoided recession:
https://www.theepochtimes.com/opinion/phantom-jobs-revealed-at-818000-post-5711643
https://mailchi.mp/tomwoods/revision

Shlong Grained Rice? Man picks up peculiar penis problem after grain-based dinner with "vigorous sex" to follow:
https://nypost.com/2024/08/29/lifestyle/husband-suffers-bizarre-penis-infection-after-dinner-vigorous-sex/

The Greatest Jailer the World Has Ever Seen - Trump threatens to lock up Zuck for mucking about with elections:
https://archive.ph/SO7fi#selection-1811.2-1811.195

... and a bonus video on Trump the Time Traveller:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw6-jz8srZo

Unknowns featured this week: Keel, Ashley, Justin and Terry

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