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Mars Cafe #41: "Rough Justice"
It's that special time of year on Earth when eggs and bunny-rabbits factor into the plots of our favorite cartoon shows, and "The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show" will not be an exception, even though Easter doesn't happen on the Red Planet!
Sheriff Bill has read "The Art Of War" by Shin Lim, and its sequel, and he's ready to deliver a terrific beat-down on a very suspicious sex-tourist named Kenny Capriccio. It's our most festive and family-friendly foray yet!
The new analyst, Kevin, is adjusting to life on Mars and his new role within the Policia Forza; Space-Byron is feeling the effects of life without social media; Monica Berbergerber has gone ballistic since being sanctioned in front of the Mars Governing Council; Kenny Capriccio is distressed to see that his personal items are being ransacked and looted; Emory Bunny spends the day getting to know a new friend; Sheriff Bill prepares a hearty meal, gives Moochie and Loafy (II) a lesson on Roman History, then heads down into the bowels of "La Tullianum" to do some physical research...
Life is good. And it could be better!
Please tell a friend.
#Mars #War #Torture #Pain #Agony #Restraint #Exile #Annexation #Serbia #Europe #L:iveCoverage #Invasion #Liquor #Alcoholism #Support #Elvis #France #Bacon #Turnip #Chips #Simulation #Therapy #Bonding #Isolationism #Media #Technology #Maxiverse #Metaverse #Dungeon #RolePlaying #DCEU #MCU #NATO #CIA #NASA #KAARP #BDSM
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for gash & prizes.
Pump me full of fresh candy, Johnny!
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