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Mars Cafe #02: "Sky Patrol"
Episode #02 is actually the first one ever made, cobbled together from gluey paper and a broken Nokia phone, and it sure shows! Animating is hard! Anyway, it gets the ball rolling, as Sheriff Bill heads out on a doomed manhunt...
**Special note: In 3 years, on YouTube, this episode managed to amass a whopping 5 Likes! (And I'm pretty sure one of them was me.)
Original synopsis:
In the second segment, the dreaded Zeta Reticulans have returned to Martian airspace. Emory Bunny has a big date lined up, but he has been assigned to sky-patrol duty, instead, and that's going to cramp his frickin' style. Will Space-Byron give him the night off? Why hasn't Sheriff Bill returned from his manhunt? What is Moochie's big problem? Will Mars ever have a proper cellular network? This is four minutes that your lifeforce will never be able to regenerate! Music by Kelly Taylor, of YEARS FOR MONTHS!!
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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