Bold Bug Fighter

Track eleven of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Bold Bug Fighter
Lyrics:

If I couldn’t be a Superhero,
I would be the next best thing
A pest control guy
is a low level superhero

[Chorus]
A pest control guy
is a low level superhero
I’m a
Mild mannered comedian by night
Bold bug fighter by day
Protecting your home
from the smallest of invaders

Sometimes we meet people,
that think we are villains
going across the countryside
slaughtering innocent animals
They’re defending
cute and cuddly
seals, baby lions, anything that might be
a good guy in a Disney movie but,

[Chorus]
A pest control guy
is a low level superhero
I’m a
Mild mannered comedian by night
Bold bug fighter by day
Protecting your home
from the smallest of invaders

No one's out there with picket signs saying
save the flees no more pesticide
no one's out there protecting rats
these dirty little guys
busting in your house stealing your food crapping everywhere
or bed bugs,
the greatest villain of them all,
no one's going
bed bugs need a home too
you could share your bed with a bed bug

[Chorus]
A pest control guy
is a low level superhero
I’m a
Mild mannered comedian by night
Bold bug fighter by day
Protecting your home
from the smallest of invaders

you can have the most
Earth loving person
when they get a spider in their house,
rather than squish it like a normal person,
they use persuasive language and
gentle tones to coax it
into an adjoining room specifically for spiders
because it's too cold to go directly outside
same person gets bed bugs
they’re like
kill everything
do whatever it takes
I don't care if I can never go back
so we burn their house down

[Chorus]
A pest control guy
is a low level superhero
I’m a
Mild mannered comedian by night
Bold bug fighter by day
Protecting your home
from the smallest of invaders

I don't have a cape but,
at least I've got pockets

So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video.

Bold Bug Fighter, from "Stories Hardly Worth Telling". You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca